Decipher Yourself Hits YouTube!

The online version of my book, Unclassified! Now distilled into bite sized-chunks you can watch instead of just reading in print like a prehistoric nerd.

Feeling less than special? Has no particularly specialty yet revealed itself to you as the One Big Thing(TM) for which you will be known, adored and/or sued?

This series is for you. Us. Everyone with the ability to click links. Let's be a unique patchwork of pieces. Don't be a signature dish. Be the Buffet!

UNCLASSIFIED: Nothing Special? No Problem!

Introduction

Part 1: A Very Special Episode

1.1 “Birth Marked” (or “Somehow I’ve Always Known”)

1.2 “What Else Are You?” (or “An Arrow to the Knee”)

1.3 “Heir Conditioning” (or “The Born Legacy”)

1.4 “Wait of the World” (or “Tied to the Track”)

1.5 "The Bored Walk" (or "An Immovable Abject")

1.6 “And What Do You Do?” (or “Houdini’s Accordion”)

1.7 “Here for the Wrong Reasons” (or “No Mull-Agains”)

1.8 “Paying Your Don’ts” (or “The Mean Time”)

1.9 “Reconnecting the Dots” (or “R-E-S-P-E-C”)

An Exceedingly Portentous Nascency

"Let's set some shit off." --Socrates

Well, I just got the keys to this thing and am already hard at work breaking it. I invite you to check back frequently. Especially if I manage to slap some ads on this thing.

This is my second act, blog-wise. While I still want to hew close to the philosophical themes I always carefully manicured into the Posts of Christmas Past, I'm leaning more towards the inaccessibly wacky "humor" you all have come to expect and rightly avoid in the past.

If you find something to enjoy here, do me a favor and be sure to thank me. Vigorously. Speaking of...

"You Are So Very Welcome"

That's the only appropriate response to the phrase "Thank you so much!" And don't we all sound like dainty gentlemen and gentleladies when we speak that way!

Of course we goddamn do.

Welcome to the new site, all three of you. More to come soon. So Very Much More. Be sure to thank me properly. Fancily. You're so very welcome!