Decipher Yourself Pragmatic Self-Help and Humor for the Disenchanted

Glossary

The following terms have been coined during the epic history of the blog, collected here to allow for easy transfer into the eventual textbook format that many of these articles will comprise. The "date coined" will link you to the original post for that term.

assdent: noun
definition: the residual impression of one's buttocks left behind on an abandoned seat, a rump relief, a cheekprint, a crack crater, the bottom line, a booty mark, a hind site
date coined: May 22, 2009

bewilderness: noun
definition: a metaphorical locale for the confused; the land of the lost; a place called vertigo; a not-so-clearing;
date coined: June 15, 2009

bombpliment: noun
definition: a genuine and completely unexpected compliment; an admirable ambush; an appreciation detonation; a thank prank
date coined: May 26, 2009

brainfill: noun
definition: an environment created by collective stupidity; mass verbicide; the aftermath of most messageboard threads, chat rooms and blogs; the entirety of Twitter
date coined: April 14, 2009

complimeh: noun
definition: a fake compliment offered for some selfish purpose; pretend praise; a knock-offering; pseudo kudos
date coined: May 26, 2009

craptide: noun
definition: a cascade of various unworthy or unwanted things arriving in sequential order; a trend or chain of trends that lessens humanity; a deluge of doo-doo; a flood of feces
date coined: May 5, 2009

fauxperience: noun
definition: passed-down yet incorrect advice; bequeathed bullshit; a hand-me-don't; an aged adage; common nonsense
date coined: November 17, 2009

trude: adjective
definition: shocking or moving with truth; being a veritasshole; offering a blunt objection; juking jive; to immerse in a fat-free dressing down
date coined: August 24, 2009

workslang: noun
definition: self-replicating jargon created for the business workplace; corporatespeak; the common language of the north American douchebag businessman; the death knell of language as a whole
date coined: May 6, 2009