Decipher Yourself Pragmatic Self-Help and Humor for the Disenchanted

2010 Thought-A-Day #192 – #198

Theme: Fine Furniture

Sunday, 07/11/2010
#192: To help with side income, I've lined my entire house with couch cushions.

Monday, 07/12/2010
#193: The idea of distressed furniture just freaks my shit out.

Tuesday, 07/13/2010
#194: Lancelot eventually turned the Table on Arthur.

Wednesday, 07/14/2010
#195: You don't appreciate footstools until your carpet becomes lava.

Thursday, 07/15/2010
#196: It is such a chore to Bedazzle hardwood.

Friday, 07/16/2010
#197: The average lifespan of a toilet is 50 years--a life pretty much wasted.

Saturday, 07/17/2010
#198: Be clear when asking a carpenter for a stool sample.