Decipher Yourself Pragmatic Self-Help and Humor for the Disenchanted

2010 Thought-A-Day #171 – #177

Theme: WEIGHT LOSS TIPS

Sunday, 06/20/10
#171: Pick a least favorite limb. Eliminate it.

Monday, 06/21/10
#172: Wait until next moon visit to use scale.

Tuesday, 06/22/10
#173: Always. Be. Peeing.

Wednesday, 06/23/10
#174: Ask genie for fourth wish.

Thursday, 06/24/10
#175: Fatten up loved ones. Note: Change is relative.

Friday, 06/25/10
#176: Eat vegetarians. (Cannibals only.)

Saturday, 06/26/10
#177: Induce labor.