Decipher Yourself Pragmatic Self-Help and Humor for the Disenchanted

2010 Thought-A-Day #157 – #163

Theme: Science Pt. 1

Sunday, 06/07/10
#157: NASA must find a way to deal with its skyrocketing costs!

Monday, 06/08/10
#158: Before Xerox, this planet had only carbon-based assforms.

Tuesday, 06/09/10
#159: Wait, no it's not. Time travel is impossible!

Wednesday, 06/10/10
#160: If the mall is any indication, we are halfway to developing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Thursday, 06/11/10
#161: The future is here: tomorrow's dinner has been cryogenically frozen!

Friday, 06/12/10
#162: It's a myth that Einstein once forgot to wear pants to work. He knew from the start.

Saturday, 06/13/10
#163: Tachyons are pretty much bullshit.