Decipher Yourself Pragmatic Self-Help and Humor for the Disenchanted

2010 Thought-A-Day #143 – #149

Theme: Medicine

Sunday, 05/23/10
#143: For diabetics, it just takes a spoonful of medicine to make the sugar go down.

Monday, 05/24/10
#144: Dr. Pepper's degree is largely ceremonial.

Tuesday, 05/25/10
#145: Antyhing requiring a paper gown is invasive.

Wednesday, 05/26/10
#146: Poor sales continue to plague the Ped-E-Rest home foot massager.

Thursday, 05/27/10
#147: Number one casue of lung cancer: lungs.

Friday, 05/28/10
#148: Plumbers tend to suffer from recessive jeans.

Saturday, 05/29/10
#149: Which came first, the enormous medical bill or the detached retinas?