Decipher Yourself Pragmatic Self-Help and Humor for the Disenchanted

2010 Thought-A-Day #136 – #142

Theme: Fast Food

Sunday, 05/16/10
#136: Of McDonalds' many marketing failures, it was the invention of the "Extra Medium" that came closest to ruining the company.

Monday, 05/17/10
#137: Will the Burger King's throne pass to the Dairy Queen?

Tuesday, 05/18/10
#138: At Taco Bell, all combos are pretty much "number 2".

Wednesday, 05/19/10
#139: Chick Fil-A caters to religion by closing on Sunday and to science by using highly-evolved livestock.

Thursday, 05/20/10
#140: If Colonel Sanders could see the state of his beloved "KFC" chain today, he would surely roll in his gravy.

Friday, 05/21/10
#141: No one was to look Dave Thomas in the eye when he donned the red wig and striped dress.

Saturday, 05/22/10
#142: Do people run out of Arby's with an imaginary barf bag floating over their heads?