Decipher Yourself Pragmatic Self-Help and Humor for the Disenchanted

2010 Thought-A-Day #129 – #135

Theme: Consumers

Sunday, 05/09/10
#129: Shoes should only be bought during two-for-one sales.

Monday, 05/10/10
#130: How can it be an honest deal if they need to swipe your card?

Tuesday, 05/11/10
#131: Microsoft customers are often left with a mess that needs Angel Soft.

Wednesday, 05/12/10
#132: Surprisingly, Wal-Mart employees are all immediately vested.

Thursday, 05/13/10
#133: Gilbert Gottfried's funeral would be both a "good" and a "service" simultaneously.

Friday, 05/14/10
#134: Pretty much every new prescription drug can cause diarrhea. Message = received.

Saturday, 05/15/10
#135: Movies often transport us somewhere far away. They have to, since we're basically paying airfare.