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		<title>Hold On</title>
		<description><![CDATA[New post coming. Damn!]]></description>
		<link>http://decipheryourself.com/blog/?p=1718</link>
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		<title>2010 Thought-A-Day #234 – #240</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theme: Pirate Advice Column Sunday, 08/22/2010 #234: Don't let the love of your life slip through your hooks. Monday, 08/23/2010 #235: Fitness begins at work. Jog the plank. Tuesday, 08/24/2010 #236: Have you tried a little less raping? Wednesday, 08/25/2010 #237: They charged you HOW much for a coffee? Who be the pirate here? Thursday, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://decipheryourself.com/blog/?p=1699</link>
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		<title>2010 Thought-A-Day #227 – #233</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theme: Douchebag Names Sunday, 08/15/2010 #227: Todd Monday, 08/16/2010 #228: Chase Tuesday, 08/17/2010 #229: Josh Wednesday, 08/18/2010 #230: Brett Thursday, 08/19/2010 #231: Chad Friday, 08/20/2010 #232: Ricky Saturday, 08/21/2010 #233: Lamp (List not based on any real persons. But if this is your name, fuck you!)]]></description>
		<link>http://decipheryourself.com/blog/?p=1695</link>
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		<title>2010 Thought-A-Day #220 – #226</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theme: Punchlines Only! Sunday, 08/08/2010 #220: "Giraffic Park." Monday, 08/09/2010 #221: "He threw up in his pants." Tuesday, 08/10/2010 #222: "A miniature Albert Einstein!" Wednesday, 08/11/2010 #223: "Tucson." Thursday, 08/12/2010 #224: "The Pope's stunt double." Friday, 08/13/2010 #225: "The Holy Shit Baptist Church." Saturday, 08/14/2010 #226: "The Thinkin Man's NASCAR."]]></description>
		<link>http://decipheryourself.com/blog/?p=1688</link>
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		<title>2010 Thought-A-Day #213 – #219</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theme: Crazy Homeless Quotes Sunday, 08/01/2010 #213: I had a moon once. Monday, 08/02/2010 #214: You'd be surprised what you can eat. Tuesday, 08/03/2010 #215: I gather them acorns for Jesus. Wednesday, 08/04/2010 #216: I beat cancer once. Eddie Cancer. Thursday, 08/05/2010 #217: Feel free to go in your newspaper pants. Friday, 08/06/2010 #218: Stay [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://decipheryourself.com/blog/?p=1685</link>
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		<title>2010 Thought-A-Day #206 – #212</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theme: Yay. Pessimism. Sunday, 07/25/2010 #206: That which doesn't kill you will probably try again. Monday, 07/26/2010 #207: Silver linings signal acid rain. Tuesday, 07/27/2010 #208: The dinosaurs would never have wanted to see this. Wednesday, 07/28/2010 #209: Rising from the ashes still requires... rising... via ashes. Thursday, 07/29/2010 #210: Applying makeup requires some ugly [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://decipheryourself.com/blog/?p=1677</link>
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		<title>2010 Thought-A-Day #199 &#8211; #205</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theme: Robot Hobbies Sunday, 07/18/2010 #199: Robo-Cow Tipping Monday, 07/19/2010 #200: Hunt Humans / Needlepoint (As Weather Dictates) Tuesday, 07/20/2010 #201: Trying to Stand Still Despite Having Wheels for Feet Wednesday, 07/21/2010 #202: Executing "Hanging Out" Subroutine Thursday, 07/22/2010 #203: Oprah (Weekdays) Friday, 07/23/2010 #204: Yodeling Saturday, 07/24/2010 #205: Not Exploding]]></description>
		<link>http://decipheryourself.com/blog/?p=1673</link>
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		<title>2010 Thought-A-Day #192 &#8211; #198</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theme: Fine Furniture Sunday, 07/11/2010 #192: To help with side income, I've lined my entire house with couch cushions. Monday, 07/12/2010 #193: The idea of distressed furniture just freaks my shit out. Tuesday, 07/13/2010 #194: Lancelot eventually turned the Table on Arthur. Wednesday, 07/14/2010 #195: You don't appreciate footstools until your carpet becomes lava. Thursday, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://decipheryourself.com/blog/?p=1664</link>
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		<title>2010 Thought-A-Day #185 – #191</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theme: PAC-MAN Sunday, 07/04/2010 #185: What did Pac-Man really do to anger the spirits, and how can we avoid this? Monday, 07/05/2010 #186: Why don't the ghosts just pass through the walls to get him? Tuesday, 07/06/2010 #187: Cherry, Strawberry, Banana... Pretzel? Wednesday, 07/07/2010 #188: I like to imagine that the "extra lives" were Pac-Kids [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://decipheryourself.com/blog/?p=1657</link>
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		<title>2010 Thought-A-Day #178 – #184</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theme: Observations Sunday, 06/27/10 #178: I couldn't tell if she was pregnant or if she just had bad posture. Monday, 06/28/10 #179: You have to weigh the wear of swerving versus just hitting the pothole. Tuesday, 06/29/10 #180: Surely some of these power lines go nowhere. Wednesday, 06/30/10 #181: Do they sell snow globes in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://decipheryourself.com/blog/?p=1652</link>
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